An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
Friday, 12 June 2009
Haha
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Wednesday, 3 June 2009
French Open
I have been watching the French Open lately and I have been playing a lot of tennis too. I have played Tennis everyday since school got out! (except Sunday)
My favorite Player is Rafael Nadal!!! But he got out in the French open for the first time in FOUR YEARS!!!
Every good player has gotten out except one in the mens... and one in the womans.
The mens player that is still in is one of my other favorites... ROGER FEDERER!!! The good person for the woman... is SAFINA!!!
Some of my other Favorite players are... Serena Williams and Janovic!
Here are some more pictures...
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Sunday, 31 May 2009
Schools OUT!!!
I am so excited that school is out and it is a new beginning for me. I haven't been in America in the Summer time for two years!!!! I am excited for what the summer will have to bring and my new school that I'll be going to in August!!! JUNIOR HIGH HERE I COME...
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Sunday, 17 May 2009
JIVE Concert
OK I went to the JIVE concert to see my sister, Holly, Kennedy, Meg, Jess, and all those people dance. They were all great! Way to go all of you. I was sitting by Tyler and Kenz and we had so much fun! Then me and my family (except my dad) went to Hello Yogurt for Lucy and we all lived happily ever after.
THE
END
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Thursday, 7 May 2009
And That's A Wrap!!!
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Sunday, 3 May 2009
Such Great Heights
I want you to take the time to just sit and listen to this song that is on. It is called "Such Great Heights" by the Postal Service. I love the message of the song and the guy who sings it is just talented!!
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Wednesday, 29 April 2009
One word answers!
Only use one word! It's a really fun tag...
1. Where is your cell phone? Store
2. Where is your significant other? England
3. What is your hair color? Blond
4. Your mother? Tennis
5. Your father? Owner
6. Your favorite thing? Music
7. Your dream last night? Forgot
8. Your dream/goal? Famous
9. The room you are in? Office
10. Your hobby? Writing
11. Your fear? Death
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Collage
13. Where were you last night? Home
14. What you're not? Liar
15. one of your wish-list items? Camera
16. The last thing you did? Searched
17. Where you grew up? Utah
18. What you are wearing? BEAUTIFUL
19. Your T.V.? Big
20. Your pet? Dead
21. Your computer? Mac
22. Your mood? Bored
23. Missing someone? Yes
24. Your car? Black
25. Something you're not wearing? Hat
26. Your summer? FUN
27. Favorite store? Nike
29. Love someone? Yes
30. When was the last time you laughed? yesterday
31. Last time you cried? Week
32. Favorite music? Blues
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Friday, 24 April 2009
Adam Lambert
This guy is so gonna win American Idol!!!! BEST VOICE EVER! If you haven't seen him sing Born To Be wild you have to either go to youtube and find only the studio version, or buy it off itunes. That last note was insane when he was performing live!!!
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Sunday, 19 April 2009
Short Post
Well, I passed the sacrament today for the first time and I was really nervous and all the boys kept telling me that they were going to try to embarrass me... not mentioning any names (Joe & Dax) But they were just joking around. I did the big middle route with Forrest and didn't mess up once! I know... unbelievable... well that's all. I'm getting my shots tomorrow so... ja ja.
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Saturday, 11 April 2009
My Birthday
Well here is some info on my birthday party. Tyler was the first to show up... them right after him McKenzie... and then Ben. Holly was late because she was nervous on what to wear because... I mean.... my birthday party! Anyways... We all went to Tepanyaki and Ben was being his hilarious self in the car. When we got to Tepanyaki, Tyler didn't feel to well. (probably cause' we had a sleep over the night before and I was really sick and threw up and all of that fun stuff, I had to stay home from school the day of my party) He went into the bathroom because he thought he was going to throw up... but he didn't, and then he felt better and forgot about it through the chat of the party. We all joked around at the dinner table and enjoyed an AMAZING meal! After that we headed over to the new Cinimark by the Mall and I opened presents in the car (not the best way of doing things). We watched Monsters vs. Aliens which none of us liked but was the best thing out...
After the movie we sat outside of the theature without any money and we were all extremely thirsty. My parents were still in their movie "Duplicity." After the movie we took Holly and McKenzie home and we headed home to my house. We were going to camp in the great room in a tent but that tent was too small. So Tyler went home and got his huge family size tent and we camped in my unfinished basement. It was really really really really really really really dark!!! Kinda' freaky! We laughed really really hard and we were our usual funny selves ('specially Ben)! And we had a bunch of fun. When we woke up the next day. We took everything out of the tent... All the spilled candy and pillows and blakents and Tyler had to hurry home for his Grandma to pick him up to go to her house in Sandy, Utah (Tyler's family went to St. George without him so that he could go to my party. Friends... How loyal!!!). And Ben went home to watch General Conference with his family. Then that day I got ordained and went up to priesthood session in Salt Lake City. It was powerful! I'll get some more pix up l8er.
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Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Pr!esthood, and new things like that...
Well, I finally got the Priesthood! I feel so old! (haha) I loved Prieshood session and just like when I got to go to general conference in Salt Lake City the DAY that I turned eight, I got to go to Priesthood session in Salt Lake City the DAY I got ordained! My party was really fun. Me Holly, McKenzie, Tyler, and Ben all went to a movie and went to Tepanyaki (my favorite resturant). Me and the Boyz then had a sleep over and pitched a huge tent in the pitch black basement of my house (sCaRy) We were probably so funny that we would have made my dad pee his pants (VeRy HaRd tO dO!). WE were honestly so dang funny. I wish that we would have filmed the whole thing haha. We had a whole bunch of candy and so, I got the box and of course couldn't see anything and I had spilled a little bit of it because I picked it up on the wrong side and the top was on the bottom and so yeah, and then I started to pick anther one up. They were Gobstoppers, our favorite..... I did the same thing and all of them just went tubling out. Then Ben called me retarded in a strange accent and so yeah.. not the best part.. .OH AND TYLER FARTED IN MY FACE! No that was after the thing with the sugar babies...no.... ANYWAYS, I've been having fun! I have my first mutual tomorrow and I'm really really really excited! I'll try to get a bunch of pictures up and stuff so... LATER!
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Monday, 30 March 2009
Lots going on
Well I finally finished my faith in god and I got my certificate in primary yesterday which would be my last primary day ever! I am getting ordained as a deacon in between sessions on Saturday of the 179 annual general conference! I am so excited. My birthday party will be on Friday... I am going to... somewhere, dinner at Tepanyaki, and then A sleep over with the boys! I am excited for that! So yeah. It's been fun!
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Tuesday, 24 March 2009
The things that I would miss about England
OK so right before I left from England, I decided to make a list of the things that I would miss about England and I really do miss all of those things a lot and really want to move back. My Grandma wanted me to post this so... here you go Grandma!
The things I will miss about England
1. How pretty the country sides are.
2. The charm of the little villages.
3. The nice people.
4. My friends.
5. My ward.
6. Coming to dads office.
7. Being able to relax every day and not have anything to worry about.
8. The chocolate.
9. My house.
10. The trees.
11. The experience of the first few months we were here.
12. London!
13. The accent. (a little)
14. Being around my family every day. (and at the same time I won't)
15. Learning how to figure out things. (more specific, THE HARD WAY!)
16. No homework!
17. Watching my dads company grow here population wise and money wise.
18. Traveling through Europe.
19. Learning about history in Europe.
20. Reading Harry Potter in England.
21. Eating at Mcdonalds.
22. Watching people at stores try an figure out how our credit card works.
23. Feeling the need to pray a lot more. (which I will still try an do at home)
24. Working through hard things.
25. Living off terrible food.
26. finding out what time 13:00, 14:00, 15:00, 16:00, 17:00, 18:00, 19:00, 20:00, 21:00, 22:00, 23:00, 24:00, and 0:00 is.
27. Figuring out what time it is in Utah.
28. Having some time in the morning to like do my blog and email people and have them not be awake yet. (if that makes sense to you, like not feeling the pressure to have to email them back right after they send there emails)
29. Writing on the phone with Bamma.
30. Figuring out the temperature in Celsius.
31. finding out what words not to say and the words that are okay to use here.
32. Finding out the English language in a way that I didn't know you could use it.
33. Making fun of the over priciness of things here.
34. All the stars at night.
35. The bread.
36. Writing songs every single day.
37. Talking to Ty on the phone at 11:00 p.m. which was right when he got home from school.
38. Being so exited to get emails or comments.
39. Learning how to entertain my self by my imagination.
40. All the birds around our house.
41. Having a little privet street.
42. The way houses are made.
43. People asking a million questions about the United States
44. Getting the chance to teach people the gospel in a place that doesn't have as many members of the church.
45. Going to totally tennis.
46. Chatting with friends at the same time but not the same time (ha ha that sounds confusing) :)
47. Jeremy, David, Mark, Steph, Dan, and some other guys that work at my dads office.
48. Getting candy from my dads office.
49. Always looking at prices first in pounds and then immediately trying to find out if that's to much in dollars.
50. The way the clouds move so quickly.
51. The beautiful warm days. (sometimes)
52. Going to tourist area's and hearing so many different languages.
53. Learning to not be afraid of people that are different and finding out that they really aren't that different even if they speak a completely different language. (Like in Italy, I could not understand a word anyone said but they were so funny and so nice)
54. Knowing people from church that are from all over the world.
55. When people ask me if I want a tomato (tom-awe-tow) And I say sure i'll have a tomato (tum-ay-tow) or things like that.
56. The pretty beaches.
57. The hilarious sarcasm and humor of people here.
58. The way people make you feel welcome and always make sure your not feeling shy.
59. The way our ward would do anything to help us.
60. Having to face my fears.
Those are all the things, I think, That i'll miss about England!
Ok that was it. Comment!!!
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Sunday, 15 March 2009
Double Header
Yesterday my basketball team had a double header! AND we only had five guys!!!! So we had to play all game without subs and, two games in a row!!!!! GOOD NEWS
The first game, I got 14 points! I hit four three's (3 of them in the last minute) and because of that, after being down by a lot the whole game... we tied with each other.... BUT the other teams coach went and lied to the guy keeping the score and said that their team was up by 2....... yeah. It stunk. So we ended up loosing by 3 but it was such a close game!
SECOND GAME
I only scored 9 points. We lost by a lot more but.... I saw the dixon kids up on the bleachers and kinda' wanted to show them how good i was... A.K.A... showing off. I hit a three pointer... And then, with like 5 seconds left, I took the ball all the way up the court and did a spin move in the key, and then I threw the ball over my shoulders, BACKWARDS at the last second, and it went in!
SO IT WAS REALLY AWESOME.
DOUBLE HEADERS ARE PRETTY FUN.
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Monday, 9 March 2009
I will blog right after school
I promise that after school I will put a little post up with pictures and stuff. I just felt like blogging right now.
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Saturday, 21 February 2009
My dad and Ben are weird!
THIS IS AWESOME! COMMENT ON YOUR OPINION!
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What to do...
Well, I just was thinking of England and that reminded me of my blog! I don't really know what to write but... I am just having a good time doing things like bowling w/ me buddies (Kenzie, Ben, and Ty) We're just all chillin' and having a good time. It's the weekend and I lost my tennis match 6-4, 6-1! It stunk. He was good but... I came back in the first set when he was beating me 5-0 and made it 5-4 but then he won a game and got the set and then I just lost it in the 2nd so... not my weekend because then today my team lost but I got 7 points and 1 assist! So yeah.
I'm going to try to get some of my videos up.
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Sunday, 15 February 2009
Valentines Day at school and home
Well, Valentines day was great! I made a pretty cool box that won an award, it was a robot that you put the candy in its mouth and came out of the bottom. But it also broke right before I got to school. (The toilet paper roll that connected from the mouth to the neck fell when I shut the car door and we had already stitched up the back of the head... Yeah)
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Thursday, 12 February 2009
The European Mission
My grandma got her mission call! She is going to the European area but the papers said that she will start in Frankfort, Germany. She will be speaking England because she is working at a place with collage students but she can already speak German fluently so... And that means that she could go to England, Switzerland, and a bunch of other places. She loves to travel a lot so she is very excited. She leaves to the MTC a week from Monday!
I love you bamma and I will miss you!!!
(I'll try to get some pictures up)
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Monday, 9 February 2009
Youtube account
I got a Youtube account so if you want, go to www.youtube.com and type in zachk1231 or something.

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Sunday, 8 February 2009
Friday, 6 February 2009
The Championship
Well, as I said, my team won our game last Monday and that was the semifinal game. It was kinda' a said game because we only scored three points at the end of the first half and then finally got double digits. But at the end of the first half the other team was only at two so... Yeah, it was our lowest scoring game ever! But we still won! Anyways... The game is on Monday, at Orem High, 6:00 P.M., in a gym that is labeled "FHN".
So yeah, COME!
We are Provo High's 6th grade team.
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Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Quiz bout' Me
Ok, I don't know what to blog about so I am going to do a quiz bout' me like Kenzie.
1. What is my favorite style of music Jazz or Blues
2. What is my middle name
3. What is my favorite food
4. Favorite Color?
5. Favorite Country? (besides the U.S.)
6. What is my favorite sport
7. What is my Dad's name
8. What country did I live in besides England
9. How many bro's and sis' do I have including me?
(Don't bother looking at my favorites list)
Also my b-ball team the Provo Pythons are going to the Championship game. It's on Saturday at Orem High for who ever want's to come. I don't know the time yet so I will keep you updated.
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Monday, 26 January 2009
Ben and I
This is just a random video that I made when I was bored yesterday.
The song in the back round is the unfinished version of one of our original songs, Take My Hand.
(You may need to press pause on my playlist down at the bottom to hear)
ENJOY
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Monday, 12 January 2009
Go to I m Funny and see our bands preformence!!! We have a new name but not an official one, The Mist! Hope that you guys have time to go check out our newly modeled website. Hope you like it!!!
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